Rain and bags

It is raining in New York.
And of course I didn't bring the umbrella with me at work.
And of course if you're smoking you can't walk by the buildings in search of some roof shelter (not that there are so many roofs anyways).
But at some point I'm just so wet that I think: come on, it's not that they're gonna kill you!
.......................
At least not for this.

But the fun part is that nobody knows me here, so, hypothetically speaking, I could walk around with a plastic bag on my head with just two holes on the front to see where I'm going and be just fine. Just like a real business girl.
Hypothetically speaking.