Skinny muffin

Random thought: I never loved muffins.
I mean, I ate them, but I wasn't a fan.
That's because I never tried American muffin. And it's not like I don't know the trick, the secret weapon: butter.
In a muffin they put the same amount of butter that an Italian mum would use for two Christmas meals. For an army of relatives.
Still, I'm actually getting skinnier. God knows how. God bless America.